May 03 2009
Amy Winehouse in the hospital. Again…
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…………
Sorry, I know this barely qualifies as news because, well, let’s face it - It’s AMY WINEHOUSE - but there hasn’t been much else celebrity news worth writing about in the past week or so, so I’m running with it. OK, here it goes:
Amy Winehouse checked into a hospital in St. Lucia Friday night. As I’m sure you have guessed already, this news has surprised no one - Just another day in the life of a former talented musician turned hardcore junkie… You can now all go on with your lives.
Amy Winehouse in much better, more attractive days
Now then… For those of you who haven’t already found something more interesting to do with your life than read this crap - Apparently Amy Winehouse collapsed in her home last night suffering from what is being referred to as “dehydration” (let’s just play along). She has been advised to drink more water - which I’m sure we can all agree would be a nice change of pace for the singer.
Sorry, I told you it’s been a slow week… But I think you’ll find the fact that Amy has recently become a zombie and has been spotted shambling along the beaches of St. Lucia searching for fresh human flesh to feast on to be a bit more interesting:
Creepy…
Amy, PLEASE - Get yourself into rehab, sort out your problems, get back into the studio, and go back to being the beautiful and talented Amy Winehouse that you used to be. This “crack whore” thing you’ve got going on right now isn’t really working for you.
